ALS Story (NSFW)

A lifetime ago, when I was in the Air Force, I had to scramble to attend Airman Leadership School (ALS) because I was going to be deployed, and make Staff Sergeant (SSgt) "downrange". Now my career field keeps us well away from "regular" Air Force and we normally went to a specific Air Force base for ALS, but this small base on the other side of the country was able to do me a solid. Normally their capacity is just enough for the Airmen on base, but I was allowed to attend with five other Airmen as a six-week Temporary Duty (TDY). I was the first from my career field to attend this particular school and at the time most Airmen have no clue what I did, so fish-out-of-water is an appropriate analogy.

A Million Ways to Die in the West RED BAND Trailer

These days when you see a trailer you can probably guess that all the "good stuff" from the movie is in the trailer, especially if it is a "Red Band" trailer....

...but in my experience you'd be wrong. I have never laughed so damned hard at a movie in the theater as I did with This is the End, and I totally saw (and shared) that movie's Red Band trailer.

I just, as in a minute-or-two-ago saw the Red Band trailer for Seth McFarlane's new movie "A Million Ways to Die in the West". I so want to see that movie. Since, pretty much by definition, Red Band trailers are NSFW, I'll put it after the break.....

An Important Message From the White House......

I know it's been a while since I've posted. Been busy with other projects and some work. It felt like all my posts were complaining about the job search, so I just kind of put this blog on the back-burner.

One thing I have been doing is playing some (probably too much) Call of Duty: Ghosts. I finished the game on the hardest difficulty and have barely played around with the Extinction mode, which means I've been busy with the multiplayer. I'm in a good clan of folks I knew from my HackMaster 4th edition days and guys I've come to know online.

Anyway this video popped up on my Google+ feed and I thought it was hilarious. I hope you find it funny as well.  NSFW by the way.....

This is the End with NSFW Trailer

Today is a my birthday and to celebrate the occasion my wife took me to see a movie of my choice, and my choice was to see This is the End. It will be hard to not toss out any spoilers when talking about this movie, but I will endeavor to do just that...

.....because this movie was fricken awesome.

In many ways this was a terrible movie. Pretty crappy even. Going through the credits are a bunch of actors playing fictionalized versions of themselves. I think going into the movie you are to believe that these actors are actually playing themselves and that is where you initially get sucked in.

This movie has tons of stupid, cheap, and gross humor. Most of the film seems like low-hanging fruit, but Seth Rogan & gang simply pull it off. I don't think I've laughed and snickered so damn much at a movie since maybe History of the World, Part I, and then that was when I was an actual juvenile. This isn't a fake serious film that pretends to be funny (sorry Mr. Brooks), but an actual "serious" film that is funny.

Unless you are the type that gets offended easily, you will probably find this movie funny...hilarious
even. I was surprised several times during the film, minor surprises, but surprises nonetheless, and I don't get surprised at the movies that often.

This red-band trailer is definitely NSFW and is a LOT more of a spoiler than the regular "for all audiences" green band trailer, so I'm going to put it after the break.

NSFW Post: The Axis of Awesome Rage of Thrones

Today I finished up a big project and sent it off.  I know I put a lot more effort than required, but it was a reasonably fun exercise (the extra portions) and I'm hoping that the effort will be appreciated.

Of course the people I'm working with could just as easily toss it all out....that is their prerogative.

The last couple days of wrap-up have been more of a self-imposed stress, but now that is it over I have an evening to relax before digging in on several school projects.  I don't think I have any final exams, just final projects.

Today the Axis of Awesome came up in conversation and I found myself re-watching the 4 Chords video.  I went ahead and clicked on their YouTube channel to see if they had anything new...they do....and...it...is....wait for it...LEGENDARY. I got a lot of laughs off of this NSFW video.

Thanks guys, I needed that.

This Movie Should be Titled "NSFW"

Seriously, if anything I've ever said, typed, or done has remotely offended you in any way, then I'm willing to bet that you will not care for this movie or even this movie's trailer.

Movie 43 seems to star just about everyone, well everyone in their 20's and 30's that has made a movie that made me laugh in the last few years.  I can think of just a couple of people missing from the casting list, but I think I'll be laughing so hard I simply won't notice once the movie starts.

This trailer has some age-restriction interface, so I'm comfortable placing it before a break.

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