Gizmodo pointed me towards this YouTube clip. The entry title on Gizmodo was WTFriday, and I cannot think of a more appropriate way to put this.
Seriously....this is what the Star Wars universe is being boiled down to?
I guess 'Ol George's printing press was fresh out of singles so he scraped the bottom of the idea bucket until he found some other Star Wars idea he could try and make a few bucks off of.
Hey George, I don't know how to to put this to you in a more succinct fashion: Please come up with something new. Even JK Rowling is able to come up with some new ideas after Harry Potter. Maybe you could try and imagine a new storyline instead of squeezing every last drop out of an idea best left in the 70's and 80's.