March 21, 2008

Effen Hippy Dumbassed Drivers

I got a bit worked up today when I saw some yuppish, tree-loving bunny hugger drove past me in a rather nice audi sporting a bumper sticker that read something like this:

It'll be a great day when the schools have all the money they need and the Air Force has to hold a bake sale to buy a bomber.

Crappy pic:

Now I'm thinking WTF? What kind of lamo left-wing crap is this? Hey'll be great when all of our schools are funded for when the nation of dumbassovia takes us over.

I think this bumper sticker is much more appropriate:


Self-Hating Shrew said...

My boyfriend and I were just talking about these sorts of bumper stickers the other day. Sometimes I wish I still had a beater car so I could just ram into the back of these people.

I'm a liberal in some ways, but I agree with you. It's ludicrous to believe that we shouldn't put money into our military. We're numero uno for a reason, and I'd like to stay that way. It's good to have the advanced weapons even if we're not using them.

And don't these people understand that a good majority of the money we give defense contractors gets funneled back into the civilian sector? Not only that, but we, as a whole, benefit from the technology.

Christopher Stogdill said...

Part of my problem was that the bumper sticker was on a yuppiemobile. Hey, dumbass! I'm thinking that your education was probably not too bad & I see you're enjoying the benefits our military has to offer you. I bet this moron would be the first in line to yell if they ever scrambled the "P" signal for the GPS his car is cure to have.

I may have the term wrong, but basically the GPS satellites being used all belong to the military and at the flip of a switch your trip to Grandma's house will show you driving 2,031 miles to BFE. If you don't have the encyrption key (which no civilian GPS is even capable of using) tough shit.

I wish they'd flip that thing on every once in a while to remind folks who's who!

Self-Hating Shrew said...

A few weeks ago in Pittsburgh, I saw a Ford Excursion with a bumper sticker that said, "Recycle". I spent the rest of the week trying to figure out if the driver was trying to be ironic. It's fine if you want to drive an SUV, but don't tell *me* what to do with my aluminum cans if you're driving something that only gets 10 MPG. Write a letter to your f-ing congressman if it's so important to you.

People shouldn't advertise their political beliefs with bumper stickers. Some of us happen to have road rage.

Do you mind if I link to your blog? I've been wanting to ask for awhile but kept forgetting.

Anonymous said...

I'm sick and tired of the tree-huggers, ESPECIALLY the hypocritical ones who do drive a nicer car than I do!

Disgusting blighters! Half of these youngsters today don't even know what they're protesting. They just protest because. Not one of them can hold an intelluctual discussion about politics. So much for our money-bloated school systems.